Deep inside all of us lies a malcontent loser with no hope, no future, and no hair. In real life, this inner loser manifested itself entirely into a Seinfeld character named George Costanza. Today, we look at twenty-six George Costanza quotes that speak to the sad sack of flesh we all know we really are:

And we'd be remiss if we didn't share some of George Costanza's finer moments on Seinfeld:

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