Milennials At Bar

This bar is filled with hot millennials. Sweet!

They’re all drinking and partying. It looks like they’re having a good time. Seems like everyone’s in their early 20s to mid 30s. Nice!

They’re wearing lots of cool stuff. Skinny jeans, ankle boots, leather jackets, peacoats, tweed jackets, button down shirts that go directly from the office to a night out… they’re so fucking dope.

It looks like most people here have at least one tattoo. I’m also seeing a lot of piercings, and I’ve noticed at least seven different kinds of hats. Hot!

Lots of them are on their phones. Checking Facebook, Tweeting, “Snapping the Chat,” swiping left, right, and middle… I’m loving it!

I can hear snippets of their conversations:

“Student loans are killing me. I can barely afford the large margarita with several straws.”

“Wouldn’t trade college for anything though. Studying abroad was the most rewarding experience of my life.”

“I feel you. Like, I’m not even the same person.”

“I like my job. It’s really fulfilling.”

“For sure, for sure. But I’m still keeping my ear to the ground for that next opportunity, you know?”

“Totally, totally.”

They’re so sexy! World-wise, and ambitious. I hear more:

“My greatest fear is like… what if I don’t have anything to offer?”

“I hear you. Like, what if I’m not even special?”

“My sister’s dating a guy who voted for Trump. He seems nice, but I feel really conflicted about it.”

I love ‘em! So self-assured. And they don’t back down from the hard questions.

Hmm… Now it sounds like they’re getting nostalgic about stuff. So far they’ve mentioned Pokemon, Oreo O’s, choker necklaces, Tamagotchi, Beanie Babies, Dunkaroos, Nintendo 64, Capri sun, Silly Putty, and Hit Clips.

Awesome! I remember all those things too. In fact, I think most (if not all) of them still exist.

I’m having such a wonderful time!

This is a time of great confusion in our nation. These days, it’s very hard to know what’s right. But one thing’s for sure: this bar is filled with hot millennials.

What a great bunch!

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