Kids Are The Worst: 33 Pictures That Will Make You Hug Your Birth Control

Behind every “my child is the best thing that’s ever happened to me” comment are a million moments that suggest otherwise. Today, we look at 33 pictures of kids at their worst that will have you doubling your daily dose of Plan B:

All groos, thatsanuf with the Valentine's. #MeThinksTheChildDothProtestTooMuch photo thanks to @chelseacware #kidsaretheworst

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It was a blowout weekend. #CacaDontPreach #PoopsThereItIs #AndItWasAllYellow photo thanks to @altthrasher #kidsaretheworst

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Clearly one winner. #ItsNotARivalryIfOneIsInABox photo thanks to @pedregonmr #kidsaretheworst Tag your sibling rival.

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"Look at the rocket I made, Mom." #HoustonWeHaveAProblem photo thanks to @pangtangyang #kidsaretheworst

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Those newborn photos are so P-recious. #ThisIsHowYouBecomeANumberOneDad #kidsaretheworst

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At least it was the small jar of salsa. #ChipOffTheOldSomething photo thanks to @amyrk7 #kidsaretheworst

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You can't imagine the things I've seen. #TheEyebrowsThatGrowInTheClink #kidsaretheworst

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Thinking it's Monday, but it's snot. #IfBoogersGotMedalsThisWouldBeGold photo thanks to @gravy_pants15 #kidsaretheworst

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Where wrinkles come from. #HurrySomeoneSlapTheDadOnTheBack photo thanks to @taylor11moon #kidsaretheworst

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Getting caught up in a little paperwork before the holiday. #KidsAndTPAreExpensive photo thanks to @em_chip #kidsaretheworst

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Someone get this girl a bandaid already! #BirdsGetOwiesToo photo thanks to @smallyspice #kidsaretheworst

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The service was lovely. #IKnowABarbieSurgeonFYI photo thanks to @angieclegg #kidsaretheworst

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You've got to be spitting me. A #kidsaretheworstclassic repeat from @lizzystams #BestCaptureEver #kidsaretheworst

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PE all over. #BringTheMulletBackKids #OhItAlreadyIs #kidsaretheworst

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How does he know so much about Valentine's Day??
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'Well, at least now we know the smell wasn't Grandma.'
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Somehow, this is worse than discovering that you're mean.
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'And now, I will take you to Jabba and claim my bounty!'
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'Sweetie, mommy just needs to borrow your rocket for like, 15 minutes.'
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In the director's cut, E.T. just suffocates to death under a pile of old towels.
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That moment you find out you're surplus to requirements.
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And this is how serial killers are created.
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'Surprise! We're out of toilet paper.'
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'Remember, a Lannister always pays his debts.'
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Aren't we all?
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Why can't we have a Command-Z for real life?
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'Take photo or stop child licking floor, take photo or stop child licking floor...I feel so torn!'
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Hope you didn't love your allowance for the next seven years.
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Anyone who has children and deep pile carpets deserves everything they get.
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When you find yourself in this situation and the brown goop turns out to just be a smoothie, you call that a blessing.
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'It kind of tastes like...carpet? Is it carpet? It's carpet, isn't it. I hate this game.'
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Please enjoy this metaphor for the next 18 years of your life.
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'Quick, grab the salsa jar, throw the blender in the cupboard and no one mention the hamster.'
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Scared straight programs start young these days.
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That taste in your mouth right now is vomit, just FYI.
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Peter made one final prayer to his gods as the world's tiniest assassin hooked in his death grip.
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It's when you discover they wiped their asses on their toys that you get really mad.
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Don't worry, their college pics will be basically identical.
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'Why yes, your honor, I do have one last thing to say to the court. I'll see you all in hell! Bwahahahaa!!'
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Well at least it wasn't Coke.
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TFW your future self appears and survives just long enough to tell you how you die.
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'I can't have cake? THEN I SHALL BECOME CAKE.'
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Presumably soon to be followed by a dead little brother.
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Someone just saw Spider-Man 3.
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'For crying out loud, Tina, how hard is it to write Red Rum 20 times? Now this entire family murder plan is in a shambles.'
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'Let me taste you, human.'
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'Hey, yo - this is Maple Green Lane turf. You get yer ass back to Shady Meadows Drive, punk.'
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Thanks to Kids Are The Worst on Instagram for the images above.

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