If the motto for work attire is “dress for the job you want, not the job you have”, your philosophy about your boss should be “don’t be thankful for the one you have, be thankful for the one you don’t have.” And no boss quite illustrates this point like the rapaciously greedy octogenarian and nuclear plant owner of the Simpsons, Montgomery Burns. Enjoy these twenty-four Mr. Burns quotes that will make you say “hey, at least I don’t work for him”:

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