The ever-spinning circle of love and hate can be hard to fathom. Sometimes we win, and our hearts endure in a constellation that will burn forever as a reminder of the radiance that binds each of our hearts.
Other times we lose, and we remember that people are a pile of twot, and we’re most likely going to die alone. A yellow stain in the sheets, a frayed curtain in the window, and a cold pizza in the tray.
1 of 21
When we started it was summer. So full of promise, so full of life... but it's winter now, and I can't stand you when you drink.
2 of 21
You thought you were so cultured when you ordered wine, but you mispronounced every word of the menu.
3 of 21
You were so kind when we were alone. But when we were around your friends you were such a jerk.
4 of 21
When we met you told me that you were dangerous. You're so full of shit. Oh, and you still owe me money.
5 of 21
This is how it ends? Well, that CrossFit fad is such bullshit. You're still going to die alone.
6 of 21
No one cares that you're a vegan, and have a 'gluten thing'. You're also really bad at sex.
7 of 21
It started in Puerto Rico and it should have ended there.
8 of 21
Not everything is about your mother.
9 of 21
It's not you. It's me.
10 of 21
Sometimes, when pressing my ear into my pillow I still hear your voice.
11 of 21
Now that some time has passed I can see that you are incapable of change.
12 of 21
I would leave her, and the kid, at the drop of a hat if you said the word.
13 of 21
If you had told me what you wanted I may have surprised you. You could have had it all. Sara was totally down. But no - you blew it.
14 of 21
You broke my fucking heart. You took it and you broke it apart. I believed in you.
15 of 21
You're a nice guy, but the sex thing - we were never going to gel. I'm so sorry. And 'no' - it doesn't happen to all men.
16 of 21
When you said that you wanted to party with my friends I didn't know what you meant. You asshole.
17 of 21
My parents, my friends - damn, even YOUR friends said that you're no good for me... so why can't I quit?
18 of 21
I was standing at our corner in the park today. I swear I caught your scent on the breeze.
19 of 21
I still can't hear 'Pumped Up Kicks' without thinking of you and that rooftop.
20 of 21
You were my first. I gave you everything. You sent me to the clinic for tests. You disgust me.
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