Quiz: Are You Ready To Stream A Hulu Original?

It’s happened to all of us: you’re at home, scrolling through movies, unsure as to which one is worthy of your time. You can’t decide on one, so you think, “Hey, maybe there’s a TV show I can be noncommittal with.” You check out Netflix, Amazon, Hulu… and then you see something you don’t quite recognize. Maybe it’s The Awesomes in your Recommended list, or Deadbeat being shoehorned into Trending.

But are you ready to give up and watch a Hulu Original? Find out before East Los High ends up in Shows You Watch.

1. What’s your night looking like?

   1. Some of your friends might go to a bar.
   2. Sparking up and ordering Seamless.
   3. Taking internet quizzes, maybe posting the results on Facebook.
   4. Seeing what original content your favorite streaming services might offer.
   5. Scouring The Awesomes wiki.

2. How do you currently feel about your life?

   1. Awesome. My buddy just hooked me up with some shrooms.
   2. Just give me a minute to take this Buzfeed “Which Pokémon Would Be Your Best Friend?” quiz.
   3. I’ve actually watched Peaky Blinders on Netflix. Does that answer your question?
   4. Things have never been better for me.
   5. So busy that I haven’t been able to watch Deadbeat yet.

3. What’s your job situation?

   1. Employed in one sense or another.
   2. I’ve been trying to apply to jobs, but I keep watching Moone Boy.
   3. Should be fine as long as Tommy Chong’s Urine Luck actually removes THC from my pee.
   4. Unemployed and just blew through all of Frasier—for the fifth time.
   5. My boss told me to stop wasting company time taking “dumb internet quizzes.” And for the record, I took the “Which Backstreet Boy Are You?” quiz and guessed all her answers. She got Kevin. ‘Nuff said.

4. How’s your love life?

   1. Who has time for dating when you could be learning about how well you remember Never Been Kissed?
   2. Dry as a bone.
   3. It would be easier if I could stop comparing everyone to Garbiel from East Los High.
   4. I’ve been hooking up with my weed dealer. He has a huge dick.
   5. Amazing. Couldn’t be happier.

5. What do you do to relax?

   1. Get blazed and watch literally anything.
   2. Take BuzzFeed quizzes, imagining what my childhood pet would answer for all of them.
   3. See what’s trending on Hulu.
   4. Lately, it’s been watching Fugget About It, but before that it was watching Doozers.
   5. Hang out with friends, maybe go out for dinner.

6. Where is your ideal vacation?

   1. Anywhere tropical, like Tahiti.
   2. Who needs vacation when you have a Roku?
   3. The Only Way Is Essex has really been making me wanna visit England.
   4. Jamaica, Amsterdam, Colorado… you know what I’m talking about, man.
   5. Anywhere with shade, high speed internet, and BuzzFeed. Honestly, my parents’ basement is fine.

7. Do you want to have kids one day?

   1. I already have kids.
   2. Probably, but that all depends on my results for this “Which Pixar Villain Are You?” quiz. If I get Mor’Du from Brave, it would be irresponsible to raise children.
   3. Talking about kids is kind of killing my buzz right now.
   4. Yes, two sons and they’ll be named Sam and Phil, just like my favorite characters from The Wrong Mans.
   5. If I stop watching Crackle long enough to have sex, sure.

God no.

You have too much going for you. You have kids, or at the very least a Tombstone pizza waiting for you in the freezer. Don’t give all of that up just yet.

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High enough that it might be funny.

You’re so blazed you can enjoy pretty much anything right now. Go for it. You’re safe.

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Well, you ARE taking this quiz…

No offense, but look at yourself. So yeah, I’d say you’re ready to watch Spoilers With Kevin Smith. Might even be an upgrade for you.

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A little too ready.

Umm… how to say this nicely. Ok, here goes: you’re Hulu Original material. There. I said it.

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Here’s a hotline you can call.

1-800-GONNA-B-OK. They talked my cousin out of jumping after he watched three episodes of Mulaney in a row, so they can probably save you, too.

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To see if you’re ready for some low-impact exercise, check out Is It Time To Take Up Zumba? :(