16. This kid’s expression suggests he just caught a glimpse of his own future.

Children In Danger Tattoo

17. Well, if it all goes wrong, you can always claim it was autoerotic asphyxiation gone bad.

Children In Danger Coat Hanger

18. “I bet you ‘wish’ you hadn’t thrown my penny in there now, don’t you?

Children In Danger Dangling Kid

19. Even Indiana Jones has embarrassing childhood photos.

Children In Danger Behind The Wagon

20. “You go first and don’t worry, *chuckle* the bridge is perfectly *snort* safe.”

Children In Danger Bridge Collapse

21. What kind of maniac would do something like this? That’s clearly not a saute pan, and the potato/carrot ratio is way off.

Scary Family Photos Cooking Baby

22. Sometimes you just want to take a bath with a dog and your baby and a pink hunting rifle but without taking your clothes off or filling the bath with water. #JustGirlyThings

Children In Danger Gun Tub

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