23. Don’t worry, it’s just the angle that makes it look like the kid’s taped to the wall. It’s actually the ceiling.

Children In Danger Ducktape

24. The Grimace demands at least one human sacrifice per day.

Children In Danger Grimace

25. “Hold still so I can get the candy out.”

Children In Danger Hammer

26. “Haha! It’s funny because our child would rather commit suicide than be a part of this family!”

Children In Danger Shotgun

27. This is the kind of dad who gives an interview after his son’s murder trial and says, “I just don’t understand how this could have happened, we never saw it coming.”

Children In Danger Hatchet

Thanks to the Daily News, the Berry, and Nairaland for some of the images in this gallery.

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