35 Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions That Definitely Didn’t Get Printed

For those who carry themselves like a white person in a Dave Chappelle show skit, the New Yorker cartoons are a very big deal. Getting your caption voted in from the submission pool is like winning the Superbowl for people who have no idea what the Superbowl is. However sometimes the funniest among us are hilarious for much different reasons than they think they are. Today, we look at thirty-five New Yorker cartoon captions that probably won’t be selected by an esteemed committee anytime soon:

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Thanks to shitty New Yorker cartoon captions for all of the images above.