After six hellish months of drinking alone to forget about winter, it’s time to drink alone to celebrate spring! Here are a few of the most inspiring spring images from the Greatest City on Earth.™
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Melting snow reveals a treasure trove of cigarette butts.
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Migrating pigeons return from a few blocks south.
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Warm weather gives subway cars that new armpit smell.
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Bodega cats go on loud fucking sprees.
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Perverts flock to Union Square to peep up girls' skirts.
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Cops patrol Union Square for perverts while also peeping up girls' skirts.
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Garbage-dwelling possums emerge from hibernation.
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Hipsters replace their knit caps with slightly thinner knit caps.
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Chinatown's chickens shed their winter feathers.
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Crushing suicidal thoughts give way to more lighthearted suicidal thoughts.
