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Combined with a threat to decapitate them, this was probably pretty successful.
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You know this belongs to a teacher because the apostrophe is in the correct place.
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Or freeze to death while drowning. It's a toss-up.
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The main thing this photo proves is that teachers really need a raise.
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Sadly, he probably still gets bullied by the gym teacher.
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We want to see this escalate until the entire class is just revolving on its axis.
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Spare a thought for that one poor stoned kid who's wondering if this is really happening.
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And yet no one thought to write "80085" on the screen? High school fail.
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Along with a lecture on diabetes, presumably.
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Troll alert level: Purple?
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Still got more personality than the average chemistry teacher.
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Maybe he's really just scared of rainbow patterns?
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This is the most important lesson you will ever learn.
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This must be the course everyone who's ever written an office newsletter took.
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That awkward moment two days later when a fire breaks out.
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And for the teachers to remove all the toilet paper from the outside of their houses.
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You studied in that? You're braver than I thought.
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You'd think an English teacher would know how to punctuate. Unless he's saving the people who are fucking their lives, in which case, screw that guy!
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Each of these is still easier than learning calculus.
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Don't worry, the corridor only takes four months to walk down (mind the spider at the end, it's a biggie).
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This is probably at least 90% more effective than every substitute teacher we ever had.
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And more importantly, is Robin Thicke with her?
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Can you smell what the Rock is formulating?
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If the war had been fought like this, France still would've surrendered.
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The main lesson he teaches these days is "how to get sacked."
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"Mr. Jackson, we've been watching you draw a moose for six hours, can we go home now?"
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...and was later sued for the cost of the kid's teeth that were knocked out by the floor, presumably.
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The scary part is, this teacher has never actually seen Breaking Bad.
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We do (it's where we hide all our best Knock Knock jokes).
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And yet he still can't get a date. The world just doesn't make sense!
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Ours just took our dignity, confidence, and faith in humanity.
