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Looking like an extra from Alice in Wonderland is always in season.
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You know you’re hungry when your crotch literally starts eating your pants.
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For that “I’m confined to my bed like Uncle Joe From Willie Wonka & The Chocolate Factory” look.
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This may look stupid, but considering cigarette prices in New York, this is a $500 hat.
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It’s definitely pointing in the right direction.
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This guy drank a lot of cans of soda and he needs you to know about it.
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A couple shower curtains and some helium, and you have yourself a runway look.
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Waldo’s less fashionable brother was never found.
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We think you’re supposed to take the cardboard out of the shirt before you wear it, but hey, whatever.
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Fur is murder, but you really deserve to wear it if you managed to kill Chewbacca.
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People may love a man in uniform, but they love him even more when they can see his balls.
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When you survive the apocalypse but don’t want anyone to think you’re poor.
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Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t wear a Disney Princess beach towel as a dress.
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You know that dog is very embarrassed by this.
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Where was he keeping those cigarettes?
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If that’s the upgrade, we’ll stick with the standard model.
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This is a cute thing to wear until ants start crawling into your nostrils.
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No one will ask you to fix their computer because they don’t want you in their house.
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Some mothers go overboard knitting sweaters for their children.
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If you’re not sure if your neighborhood has been gentrified, just check for this guy.
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That’s not a shirt, Kim is part Muppet.
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Skull dress: When being goth goes too far.
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Sometimes when you’re excited to go to the carnival, you dress like cotton candy.
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If you want your nightmares to be scared of you, just wear this dress to bed.
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These days, the problem with clothes is that they leave nothing to the imagination.
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Those are exactly our thoughts.
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Biggie’s not dead, but he is really sleepy.
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You should never wear white after Labor Day.
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It’s a little known fact, but the Saw film franchise was a big influence on runway fashion.
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A beautiful leather Centaur.
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A peak into an alternate timeline where raves took over the universe.
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The zipper may look dumb, but it comes in handy once people start throwing eggs at you.
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Double Saggy Jeans: When you’re really hood but also a Never Nude.
