Some of you are in happy, committed relationships living something called a “life.” Those people are probably not reading this article, so for the rest of you: we understand what it’s like to cuddle up at night with Netflix and your one true love, carbohydrates. Here are thirty-three tweets from people who would pick endless breadsticks over sex any night of the week:

Thanks to Buzzfeed and Metro for some of the images used in this gallery. For more funny galleries, check out funny tweets and hilariously depressing memes.

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