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Who would have thought that a guy dressed up in a rubber bat-suit would be into kinky sex stuff?
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Everyone always makes the obvious joke about the Flash finishing too fast, but no one ever considers his bomb oral skills.
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Superman can bend a steel girder with his pinky but he can't break out of a simple closet.
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"Batman, the Joker has put Viagra in the Gotham water supply! Reports of spontaneous erections are popping up all over the city!"
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This guy must have been backed up for quite a while.
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"I really hope that's just bird shit!"
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TFW you hope that's a roll of quarters digging into your leg but then you remember that the guy you're dancing with owns his own washer and dryer.
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It wouldn't be so bad if she could finish without coughing up a hairball in the process.
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You don't have to tell him twice.
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"This won't take more than a few seconds" has got to be the worst pick-up line ever.
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That'll teach Spider-man to use a sock next time.
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"Hmmm...I know I can lift like a bazillion pounds but I better grab my rape-rope just in case he puts up a struggle."
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This is the reason why Wolverine is the best there is at what he does -
PRACTICE!
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Superman seems a little too eager for his spanking.
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Meanwhile, in the batcave Chris Hansen and the To Catch A Predator crew are setting up their cameras.
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It's funny until you realize that person on the receiving end of that SPOOOSSHH is probably dead now.
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Fine, but have fun trying to get it back out afterwards.
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Honestly? It feels pretty good.
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Would now be a bad time to mention that Robin is technically Batman's son?
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Would now be a bad time to mention that Alfred is technically Batman's father?
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It's not clear exactly what's going on here but it looks like the Thing may be attempting to perform his own sex change.
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"Bruce shouldn't I take my costume off before you punish me?"
"No, it's better for me if you leave it on."
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It says "The End" at the bottom but something tells us that this is only the beginning.
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And thus the phrase "Slap and Tickle" was born.
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The balls I could take or leave.
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That's appropriate Santa because when he's done your backside is going to look like raw hamburger.
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A panel from the comic Lil' Trumpy Goes To Russia.
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"I actually don't remember that chum, I was hopped up on Four Lokko and bat-salts at the time."
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Dick is love. Dick is life.
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She means for eating and whistling and sucking dick you perverts.
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He's happy about his raging chub now but lets see how he feels when he has to pee.
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Betty and Veronica: The College Years
