What happens when you stick over one billion people on a social network where everything is mostly public? Some pretty hilarious and embarrassing stuff, that’s what. We sorted through the ruff to find the diamonds and so we present for your viewing pleasure, the forty-five most epic Facebook comments ever:













































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Smooth Moves On Facebook
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Well It Does Look Comfortable
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Virginity Swords
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That Zebra Has Balancing Skills
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Checkmate: Ice Cream Guy
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The Perfect Retort
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And Here Come The Photoshops…
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Facebook Comments Prayer
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Finding The Perfect Girl
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Motel 8: The Top For Some People
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A “Terrific Lesson” From Mom
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She's Getting To The Bottom Of The Moon Landing
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True Love Is Not Being Able To Sell Your Engagement Ring
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Finding Love
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Jesus Also Had An Outstanding Contract From The Kansas City Royals
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How Do The Gays Work?!
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A Mythical Giant Roams The Land
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Donald Trump's Facebook Page
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A Whole Hot Pocket?!?!?!
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Totally Not Dressed Like A Girl
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Who Wants To Be Social On Facebook?!?!
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The Holler Caust
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Spelling Is Important
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Glove Shoes
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Find The Gay Person
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Seriously, Who Does Play Farmville?
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Epic Facebook Comments: Evacuation Priorities
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Exorcist Dog
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Nothing Is Black And White Except...
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It's The Thought That Counts
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It's A Trick Question
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Who Reads Now A Days, Anyway?
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You Can Always Rely On Mountain Dew
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The Pedrophile
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That Would Explain Terminator 3
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That Would Make For An Awesome Barbeque
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Hilarious Facebook Comments: Changing Television Shows With One Word
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I Don’t Think He Got The Point
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Please Don’t Do That To Boo!
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That Awkward Moment
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Please Don't Look At My Browser History
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Dad Doesn't Care
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Up In Smoke
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A Mom's Unconditional Love
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That Is A Good Reason For Divorce
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