Urban Dictionary is the internet’s greatest resource for unnameable sex acts and slang your nephew Brayden whips out at Thanksgiving. Now, Urban Dictionary is clarifying the unusual associations that we have with some of the most common names. Whatever you do, just don’t pull a Kevin:

Thanks to the Daily Dot for helping spot names that have been tarnished for eternity. And if you enjoyed this collection of funny Urban Dictionary name definitions, check out our other galleries on funny signs and the most disgusting Urban Dictionary definitions ever!

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