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"...because we don't have a phone. Or electricity. Or running water."
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Pretty sure the rest of that banner reads, "...My Virginity."
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Chances that these guys have never been on 4chan: Less than 0%.
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This is nothing, you should see his collection of Beanie Babies!
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America: Where foreign culture is only embraced if it comes wrapped in foil with three types of hot sauce.
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"You'll never take my gun! Never! Huh? Ohhh, shoes and belt. Sure, that's fine."
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Somewhere, there is a back story to this photo. And we hope we never, ever hear it.
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You know it's bad when the most offensive thing about this photo isn't what they're wearing.
9 of 30
"And the brown bread is allowed on the same shelf as the white bread, you say? Never in my day..."
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He says all day, but we're betting his arms'll be pretty tired by lunchtime.
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There is a 100% certainty that this guy's last words will be, "Watch this!"
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"Say hello to my little friend...oh God, no, I'm sorry Enrique, I wasn't talking about you, I meant my gun. Oh man, that really came out wrong. Look, just forget I said it, okay?"
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"Goddamn it, Steve, you told me this was going to be 'beach casual.'"
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You can't see it, but the dog is actually carrying a Micro Uzi in an armpit holster — an oddly similar weapon to that used in the mysterious murder of Tinkerbell, the family cat, last June.
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If terrorists come in here, they'll really know they've come to the wrong place! (The soup is terrible and you should see the state of the bathrooms).
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Only one of these two has a measurable IQ. (It's the human. Possums are a member of the didelphimorph family of marsupials and as such are unsuited to taking verbal reasoning tests that rely on abstract thinking).
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"No you can't get a Nerf gun, Timmy - you'll take someone's eye out! Here, take this Beretta 92 Compact instead."
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Nothing says "good at assessing the long-term consequences of a decision" like full sleeve tats and ear stretchers.
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"I'm taking a photo of all the most precious things in my life - wait, can someone get this damn baby out of here?"
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The rarely seen FPS character taking a lunch break.
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For conjoined twins Greg and Arthur — one of whom is against guns, the other fiercely pro-NRA — life has become a living nightmare.
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It's a proud day when a young hunter shoots and kills his first American flag.
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"This is my home, and I will defend i...wait, this ain't my house."
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Now that's just not safe (that child shouldn't be allowed anywhere near those plastic bags.)
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"I've spent the entire furniture budget on guns, so we'll just have to take turns with the chair. And the food."
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"Hey doc, I keep having these 'shooting' pains, do you have anything for that? Haaa, I'm just kiddin'. People always say I should do stand-up, you know."
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This is an important lesson in how not to hail a taxi.
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The new G.I. Joe movie looks terrible.
