We’re all going to die—like an obese man in a small convenience store aisle, there’s no way around it. You can, however, control how you’ll be remembered: your tombstone acts as your final Facebook status update, so you’d better use that space wisely. Some of the people in this gallery gave themselves a witty epitaph, some were simply saddled with unfortunate surnames they’ll be haunted with into the afterlife, but all of them will make you chuckle, before sinking into a ball to contemplate your own mortality. These are the thirty-three hilarious tombstones that make death a little easier to deal with:

Thanks to Team Jimmy Joe, Stars, and Conservative Tribune for some of the photos used in this gallery.

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