Yes, the cops are legally obligated to come if you call them, but no, that does not mean you should shamelessly abuse this fact. Get ready to shake your head at these 37 Americans who aren’t going to let those hard-earned tax dollars go to waste, even if it’s just over some potentially stolen Oreos.

Thanks to Huffington Post, Ellen, and World Wide Interweb for some of the photos used in this gallery.

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