Recently, a petition was filed to replace Andrew Jackson with a woman on the US $20 bill. However, after months of careful research and polling, the United States Department of Treasury was unable to find a suitable female to take the ex-president’s spot. To fix the problem, they’ve compiled an eclectic list of white men to solve the diversity problem in America’s currency. Here are the final 14 they’ve narrowed it down to.
Sure, he's by definition not American, but trust us, he's super funny and HUGE overseas.
Revolutionary artist with relatable packaging? It's a win-win situation.
Who else has fought harder for delicious snacks? Putting Mr. Redenbacher on the bill would be a long overdue tip of the hat to America's greatest popcorn pioneer.
This guy is NAILING it, and he'd nail the $20 bill, too.
This guy is the fuckin' MAN. How sweet would it be to have a mofo on your money that shows how you can be balding while still participating in serious badassery?
I don't pretend to know what my sister is paying $40,000 a year for, but I told Timothy I'd get him something cool as a graduation gift. This would qualify.
Isn't it time we had a little fun with our money? I mean, look at this guy!
If you averaged every single American, I'm pretty sure we'd all look and feel like this.
Sure, we already have plenty of elderly white gentlemen on our currency, but have any of them danced to the Venga Boys before?
Nobody talks about it, but fictional overweight ghosts have NEVER been represented on paper money. This would be a great time to change that.
We've never had a pirate on paper money before, let alone a sweetly drawn one. Isn't it about time?
He'd be the first pixelated man on American currency, plus he knows the value of freedom.
Sure, he leaked all that stuff about America, but he knows how to exercise the First Amendment, even from Russia.
Not technically a person, but it just has to be powerfully symbolic of something, right?
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