In today’s world, the punchline to every joke seems to be Americans. Mix that formula with the quick wit of Tumblr, and you’ve got some incredible burns! We’ll be over there to defend ourselves right after we finish this Baconator and hop on our Rascal scooter:

Thanks to Smosh and Buzzfeed for Tumblr takes on America. And for more American shame/pride, check out photos that prove Florida is the worst place on earth and the ridiculous people of Walmart!

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