We’ve all been there: all of a sudden it’s 97° and it’s literally unsafe to continue wearing pants that hide your wildly out of control leg hair. You can concede to shaving your armpits – it only takes like three seconds – but shaving BOTH your legs every 3-7 days is just simply an ungodly expenditure of time and effort.

You’re not quite ready to just say “fuck the patriarchy” and go au naturale, but you’d also rather do almost anything besides commit to shaving everything south of the proverbial Mason-Dixon line. Here are eight glorious ways to avoid shaving this summer:

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