Most of us have tried a Red Bull or Monster at least once, but what about a cold can of ICP’s Spazmatic? There’s a whole world of disgustingly weird energy drinks out there just waiting to be regretfully discovered. Drinks with names of things you’d typically want to avoid swallowing, like “Duracell” or “Horny.” Check out these thirty-five energy drinks that could probably use a Hazmat warning:

Thanks to The Village Voice, lolwot and Cool Material for providing some of these ridiculous energy drinks. For more regrettableĀ branding, check out hilarious new snack ideas and what marketing would look like if brands told the truth!

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