The internet exploded recently with a flurry of sexually excited memes, articles, and quizzes based on the unlikely heartthrobs of Netflix’s Making A Murderer. Though not perhaps “traditionally attractive,” defense attorneys Dean Strang and Jerry Buting have become surprise stunners, garnering unexpected attention in the form of countless Buzzfeed articles, Vogue interviews, and Instagram collages. Is it their exhausted eye creases, or perhaps their frazzled, haggard demeanor? We don’t know, but we do know one thing: you’ll find this compilation of nine other defense attorneys hot enough to keep you warm through those cold, lonely, maximum security prison nights.

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