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Sari Beliak

Sari writes funny things on the internet and occasionally says them into a microphone with varying degrees of success. She lives in Phoenix with her dog Johnny Marr.

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Adopted Rescue Dog Survives Terrible Abuse Only To Be Dressed As A Wizard For Halloween

Adopted Rescue Dog Survives Terrible Abuse Only To Be Dressed As A Wizard For Halloween

Facebook Releases New Safety Check-In Feature For Women In Hollywood

Facebook Releases New Safety Check-In Feature For Women In Hollywood

6 Inspiring Women To Dress As On Halloween And All of Them Look Great With Stilettos And Thigh Highs

6 Inspiring Women To Dress As On Halloween And All of Them Look Great With Stilettos And Thigh Highs

Selfless Man Bravely Takes Time From Playing Call of Duty To Play Devil’s Advocate on Facebook Statuses

Selfless Man Bravely Takes Time From Playing Call of Duty To Play Devil’s Advocate on Facebook Statuses

6 Fun College Theme Parties Where You’ll Definitely Want To Keep An Eye On Your Drink

6 Fun College Theme Parties Where You’ll Definitely Want To Keep An Eye On Your Drink

I’m Supporting Local Business By Having A Natural Birth At This Cafe

I’m Supporting Local Business By Having A Natural Birth At This Cafe

Burning Man Hula Hooper, Fire Spinner Collide Forming Massive Fireball Destroying Fisting Workshop

Burning Man Hula Hooper, Fire Spinner Collide Forming Massive Fireball Destroying Fisting Workshop

Mom Choosing Cute Dorm Set Blissfully Unaware Of Wild Banging To Occur On Sheets

Mom Choosing Cute Dorm Set Blissfully Unaware Of Wild Banging To Occur On Sheets

Places To Get Fingered At Summer Camp When You Should Really Be Watching Your Campers

Places To Get Fingered At Summer Camp When You Should Really Be Watching Your Campers

Summer Jobs That Will Teach You The Importance of Hard Work, And Documenting Sexual Harassment

Summer Jobs That Will Teach You The Importance of Hard Work, And Documenting Sexual Harassment

All-Female Screenings Of Wonder Woman Causes Outrage, Boners

All-Female Screenings Of Wonder Woman Causes Outrage, Boners

Medical Miracle! This Woman Lost 150 Pounds And Discovered It Was Actually Her Crappy Personality That Everyone Hated

Medical Miracle! This Woman Lost 150 Pounds And Discovered It Was Actually Her Crappy Personality That Everyone Hated