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If Trump Wins, I’m Moving To Bora Bora

If Trump Wins, I’m Moving To Bora Bora

Zoe Schwab
Dear Shane: My Buddy Got Deployed To Iraq, So I’m Pet-Sitting His Iguana. Is It Weird That I Like Him More Than My Buddy?

Dear Shane: My Buddy Got Deployed To Iraq, So I’m Pet-Sitting His Iguana. Is It Weird That I Like Him More Than My Buddy?

Zoe Schwab
Rapist Community Speaks Out: “If Cross-Dressing And Entering Women’s Bathrooms Is Illegal, We’ll Just Have To Stop Raping”

Rapist Community Speaks Out: “If Cross-Dressing And Entering Women’s Bathrooms Is Illegal, We’ll Just Have To Stop Raping”

Zoe Schwab
March Madness Causes Company To Exceed Q1 Small Talk Quota

March Madness Causes Company To Exceed Q1 Small Talk Quota

Zoe Schwab
19 Grown-Ass Adults That Give A Shit About The Divergent Series

19 Grown-Ass Adults That Give A Shit About The Divergent Series

Zoe Schwab
Jury At Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Trial Endures Yet Another Day Of Suppressing Vomit

Jury At Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Trial Endures Yet Another Day Of Suppressing Vomit

Zoe Schwab
Meryl Streep Added As African American Presenter At Oscars To Increase Diversity

Meryl Streep Added As African American Presenter At Oscars To Increase Diversity

Zoe Schwab
Dear Shane: I Wanna Break Up With My GF, But I Need Her Urine To Pass A Drug Test

Dear Shane: I Wanna Break Up With My GF, But I Need Her Urine To Pass A Drug Test

Zoe Schwab
TMI! Kanye Denies Ass Play In Epic 26-Tweet Rant

TMI! Kanye Denies Ass Play In Epic 26-Tweet Rant

Zoe Schwab
Jeb Bush Shares Handwritten List Of Vicious Donald Trump Disses

Jeb Bush Shares Handwritten List Of Vicious Donald Trump Disses

Zoe Schwab
Mattel Announces New Curvy Barbie Comes With Spanx Body Shaper, Corset And Slimming Dress

Mattel Announces New Curvy Barbie Comes With Spanx Body Shaper, Corset And Slimming Dress

Zoe Schwab
Dear Shane: My Wife Says She’s Not Cheating, But I Caught Her Breastfeeding Our Son

Dear Shane: My Wife Says She’s Not Cheating, But I Caught Her Breastfeeding Our Son

Zoe Schwab