The ‘90s are so big right now that you can’t scroll through Buzzfeed trying to find an article without running into some nostalgic dredge proclaiming these shitty 90s toys were actually awesome and “if you watched this show/played with these toys/ate this Xtreme food you had a fucking great childhood and might as well kill yourself now because it will never be as good as it was twenty years ago!”

The truth is though, most of the ‘90s sucked, especially the crappy toys we were forced to play with. Gone were the cool, dangerous toys of the ‘80s, replaced with racist turtles and virtual pets. If you were a kid in the ’90s, congratulations, your childhood blew goats, no matter how many Buzzfeed quizzes you take to convince yourself otherwise:

If you enjoyed this trip down memory lane through the worst toys of the 1990s, check out our other posts on hilarious 90s photos and things only 90s kids will remember beating off to.

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