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Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”

Trump Announces Next Cabinet Appointment Will Be POC, But Nothing “Too Dark”

Trump Supporter Who Hasn’t Removed Hat In 11 Months Really Laying Into Woman About Her Hijab

Trump Supporter Who Hasn’t Removed Hat In 11 Months Really Laying Into Woman About Her Hijab

Why I’m Killing All Your Favorite Celebrities: An Editorial By God

Why I’m Killing All Your Favorite Celebrities: An Editorial By God

Awesome! This Man Loved True Crime Stories So Much He Killed His Whole Family

Awesome! This Man Loved True Crime Stories So Much He Killed His Whole Family

I’ll Put A Comma, Wherever, The Fuck I Want,

I’ll Put A Comma, Wherever, The Fuck I Want,

Chris Illuminati

Parents With No Sense Of Boundaries Credit Long Marriage To “Nobel Prize In Sexual Chemistry”

Parents With No Sense Of Boundaries Credit Long Marriage To “Nobel Prize In Sexual Chemistry”

7 Celebrities Who Probably Can’t Afford Their ‘MTV Crib’ Anymore

7 Celebrities Who Probably Can’t Afford Their ‘MTV Crib’ Anymore

Shocking Study Reveals Most Men Using Term “Butthurt” Haven’t Actually Been Fucked In The Ass

Shocking Study Reveals Most Men Using Term “Butthurt” Haven’t Actually Been Fucked In The Ass

Mom Can’t Wait To Micro-Manage The Ever Living Shit Out Of Setting Table For Thanksgiving

Mom Can’t Wait To Micro-Manage The Ever Living Shit Out Of Setting Table For Thanksgiving

Everyone Needs To Come Together And Unify, Says Man Who Keeps Calling You A Whiny-Ass Pussy

Everyone Needs To Come Together And Unify, Says Man Who Keeps Calling You A Whiny-Ass Pussy

How Did Trump Win The Election When I Clicked On So Many Links?

How Did Trump Win The Election When I Clicked On So Many Links?

Tragic! Woman’s Family Lives Too Close To Justify Not Going Home For The Holidays

Tragic! Woman’s Family Lives Too Close To Justify Not Going Home For The Holidays