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Jane Garfinkel

Jane is a dog-walker/writer trying to become a writer/dog-walker. She lives in DC. Come try to find her, it's a surprisingly small city.

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Woman Begins 12th Year Of Watching The Bachelorette Ironically

Woman Begins 12th Year Of Watching The Bachelorette Ironically

Why I’m Giving Up On My Intellect And Just Running With My Boobs

Why I’m Giving Up On My Intellect And Just Running With My Boobs

6 Tips for Growing Your Hair So Long People Will Think You Were Homeschooled

6 Tips for Growing Your Hair So Long People Will Think You Were Homeschooled

Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia

Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration’s Homophobia

Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered

Anonymous Bathroom Sex Not As Good As Recently Divorced Mom Remembered

Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing

Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing

Mom Finds Oatmeal Too Spicy

Mom Finds Oatmeal Too Spicy

Why I’m Okay With My Dull, Domestic Life And Billionaire Husband

Why I’m Okay With My Dull, Domestic Life And Billionaire Husband

Skinny Friend Thinks You’re Beautiful Just The Way You Are

Skinny Friend Thinks You’re Beautiful Just The Way You Are

White Woman Won’t Stop Referring To Her Dog As Her Husband

White Woman Won’t Stop Referring To Her Dog As Her Husband

I Accidentally Facebook Lived Myself Eating A Popsicle And Now I Have Three Boyfriends

I Accidentally Facebook Lived Myself Eating A Popsicle And Now I Have Three Boyfriends

Culturally Aware Man Harasses Women Of All Races

Culturally Aware Man Harasses Women Of All Races