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Zack Zagranis

Zack is a punk rock Jedi with a beard that burns brighter than the loins of Zeus.

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Chuck E. Cheese’s Scrap Band To Modernize, Not To Deter Furries From Fucking Them

Chuck E. Cheese’s Scrap Band To Modernize, Not To Deter Furries From Fucking Them

PornHub Announces New Monthly Subscription Box, “Smut Crate”

PornHub Announces New Monthly Subscription Box, “Smut Crate”

Trump Continues Assault On Media With 2 Girls 1 Cup Video Featuring CNN Logo On Cup

66 Hilarious Covfefe Tweets That Still Don’t Explain Anything

66 Hilarious Covfefe Tweets That Still Don’t Explain Anything

Ghost of Roger Ailes Seen Haunting Women’s Restroom At Fox News Headquarters

Ghost of Roger Ailes Seen Haunting Women’s Restroom At Fox News Headquarters

Scientists Think Male T-Rex May Have Used Penis For Sex

Scientists Think Male T-Rex May Have Used Penis For Sex

When I Tried To Kill Myself, I Was Way Too Drunk To Operate A Tape Recorder: 13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why Is Bullshit

When I Tried To Kill Myself, I Was Way Too Drunk To Operate A Tape Recorder: 13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why Is Bullshit

ACLU Officially Declares Juggalos The Last Group It’s Okay To Discriminate Against

ACLU Officially Declares Juggalos The Last Group It’s Okay To Discriminate Against

George R. R. Martin Shaves Off Beard, Finds Missing Last Chapter Of “Winds Of Winter”

George R. R. Martin Shaves Off Beard, Finds Missing Last Chapter Of “Winds Of Winter”

44 Creepy Easter Bunnies That Will Hide Your Soul Along With Your Eggs

44 Creepy Easter Bunnies That Will Hide Your Soul Along With Your Eggs

White House Chef Accidentally Feeds Steve Bannon After Midnight

White House Chef Accidentally Feeds Steve Bannon After Midnight

Millions Of Americans Cross Fingers In Hopes Of Biggest April Fools Reveal Ever

Millions Of Americans Cross Fingers In Hopes Of Biggest April Fools Reveal Ever