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God Worried Capital’s Move To Jerusalem Pushes Armageddon Too Far Ahead Of Schedule

God Worried Capital’s Move To Jerusalem Pushes Armageddon Too Far Ahead Of Schedule

Ashley Naftule
President Trump Still Unsure Why Pence Suggested Making Toast While Bathing, But Loves The Idea

President Trump Still Unsure Why Pence Suggested Making Toast While Bathing, But Loves The Idea

Zack Zagranis
Trump To Only Pardon White Meat On Turkey

Trump To Only Pardon White Meat On Turkey

Mark Maira
President Trump Proudly Declares That He Only Used The Word “Oriental” 5 Times During Asia Trip

President Trump Proudly Declares That He Only Used The Word “Oriental” 5 Times During Asia Trip

Zack Zagranis
“Really Terrific” Muslim Ban Tweet From Trump Wasted On White Shooter

“Really Terrific” Muslim Ban Tweet From Trump Wasted On White Shooter

Mark Maira
President Trump Says Tax Plan Is Less “Trickle Down Economics” And More Like A “Shower Of Gold From Above”

President Trump Says Tax Plan Is Less “Trickle Down Economics” And More Like A “Shower Of Gold From Above”

Zack Zagranis
Completely Nude Trump Claims Only The Truly Great Can See His New Suit

Completely Nude Trump Claims Only The Truly Great Can See His New Suit

Kyle Erf
OPINION: It’s The Puerto Rican President’s Job To Help His Country, Not Ours

OPINION: It’s The Puerto Rican President’s Job To Help His Country, Not Ours

Morgan Ingari
Trump: Holocaust Was Terrible, But Had “Tremendous Ratings”

Trump: Holocaust Was Terrible, But Had “Tremendous Ratings”

Michael Palladino
This Congressman’s Son Wishes HE Got A Free Trip Back To Mexico!

This Congressman’s Son Wishes HE Got A Free Trip Back To Mexico!

Morgan Ingari
Rookie Kremlin Lawyer Colluded With Wrong Donald Trump

Rookie Kremlin Lawyer Colluded With Wrong Donald Trump

Mark Maira
Trump Teaches Boy Scouts Perseverance With Story About Convincing A Reluctant Playboy Playmate To Take It Up The Ass

Trump Teaches Boy Scouts Perseverance With Story About Convincing A Reluctant Playboy Playmate To Take It Up The Ass

Michael Palladino