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White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program

White House Phases Out Michelle Obama’s “Mandatory Abortion Of All White Christian Babies” Program

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Woman Who Birthed You Gifted With Second-Least Expensive Necklace Kohl’s Has To Offer

Krissy Howard
GOP Wins Long Fought Battle To Kill Jimmy Kimmel’s Child By Passing Healthcare Bill

GOP Wins Long Fought Battle To Kill Jimmy Kimmel’s Child By Passing Healthcare Bill

Mark Maira
Political Correctness Win! Genie In Aladdin Remake To Be Played By Bashar Al-Assad

Political Correctness Win! Genie In Aladdin Remake To Be Played By Bashar Al-Assad

Dominic Rosegarden
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Roommate Just Wondering How Your Hot Friend Megan Is Doing

Jane Garfinkel
Scientists Think Male T-Rex May Have Used Penis For Sex

Scientists Think Male T-Rex May Have Used Penis For Sex

Zack Zagranis
South Carolina Women’s Basketball Team Visits White House; Immediately Asked To Clean Dishes

South Carolina Women’s Basketball Team Visits White House; Immediately Asked To Clean Dishes

Dominic Rosegarden
How Cheaping Out On My Elderly Parent’s Medical Supplies Taught Me To Let Go

How Cheaping Out On My Elderly Parent’s Medical Supplies Taught Me To Let Go

Mark Maira
When I Tried To Kill Myself, I Was Way Too Drunk To Operate A Tape Recorder: 13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why Is Bullshit

When I Tried To Kill Myself, I Was Way Too Drunk To Operate A Tape Recorder: 13 Reasons Why 13 Reasons Why Is Bullshit

Zack Zagranis
Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Cancelling Cinco De Mayo

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Cancelling Cinco De Mayo

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White House Still Can’t Get The Kid Rock Smell Out

White House Still Can’t Get The Kid Rock Smell Out

Michael Palladino
Bill O’Reilly Outraged He’s Being Treated Like a Common Woman

Bill O’Reilly Outraged He’s Being Treated Like a Common Woman

Dana San