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God Worried Capital’s Move To Jerusalem Pushes Armageddon Too Far Ahead Of Schedule

God Worried Capital’s Move To Jerusalem Pushes Armageddon Too Far Ahead Of Schedule

Ashley Naftule
Roy Moore Required To Cast Vote From 200 Yards Away Elementary School Polling Station

Roy Moore Required To Cast Vote From 200 Yards Away Elementary School Polling Station

Mark Maira
New Findings From The National Council Of Older Brother’s Sex Advice Reveal Women Can’t Get Pregnant If They’re On Top

New Findings From The National Council Of Older Brother’s Sex Advice Reveal Women Can’t Get Pregnant If They’re On Top

Michael Palladino
Nobel Peace Prize Committee Decides To Sit This Year Out

Nobel Peace Prize Committee Decides To Sit This Year Out

Chris Illuminati
I Am Against “Safe Spaces,” And That’s Why I Won’t Join You And Your Family In Your Bomb Shelter

I Am Against “Safe Spaces,” And That’s Why I Won’t Join You And Your Family In Your Bomb Shelter

Michael Palladino
91 Year Old Abandoned Japanese Soldier from World War II Also Somehow Big “Seinfeld” Fan

91 Year Old Abandoned Japanese Soldier from World War II Also Somehow Big “Seinfeld” Fan

Michael Palladino
Archaeologists Uncover Strange Paintings On Walls Of Man Cave

Archaeologists Uncover Strange Paintings On Walls Of Man Cave

Ashley Naftule
Scott Baio Calls Every Woman He Ever Interacted With And Asks If They’re Gonna Be Cool

Scott Baio Calls Every Woman He Ever Interacted With And Asks If They’re Gonna Be Cool

Michael Palladino
Twitter Ventures Into Meat Business With New Line Of “Twitter Beef”

Twitter Ventures Into Meat Business With New Line Of “Twitter Beef”

Michael Palladino
God Announces Men To End After This Season

God Announces Men To End After This Season

Runt Of The Web
How To Take Constructive Criticism So Well People Start Giving It Constantly

How To Take Constructive Criticism So Well People Start Giving It Constantly

Jane Garfinkel
Fuck Up Cousin Only Thing Saving Fucked Up Thanksgiving

Fuck Up Cousin Only Thing Saving Fucked Up Thanksgiving

Krissy Howard